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F**K You Pattern Dangle Earrings – Hidden Message Dangles
Regular price $ 18.00
Unit price per
They look like a pattern. They are not just a pattern. From a distance, it's a cute geometric drop earring. Up close, the repeating pattern spells out exactly how you feel about Mondays. These are made for people who smile sweetly and mean something else entirely.
Great gift for your sassiest friend, coworkers who get it, and anyone who needs a secret pep talk. It ships in a gift-ready box (wrapping skills optional).
Details:
- Handmade in the USA
- Laser cut from lightweight sustainable wood
- 18-gauge surgical steel hooks (hypoallergenic)
- Light enough to forget you're wearing them
- Includes one pair
One pair plus a buddy pair gets you free shipping (orders over $20). Brought to you by the Hardest Working Unicorns.
Add a second pair and shipping is free.