We're not sure about humanity but we can confirm these are the missing links for your ears! 

Product Specifications 

• Bigfoot Earrings
• Fashionable earrings for the cryptozoology geek
• Materials: Laser cut wood 
• 18-gauge surgical steel posts for sensitive ears
• Dimensions: .55" tall x .55" wide
• Design .125" thick
• Ships in 1-3 Days
• Handmade in the USA
• Includes 1 pair of earrings